Short People Are Dangerous
Beware. Short people, particularly pint sized men between 20 and 35, are dangerous.
Please do not supply them with lager.
To avoid short people do not engage in dog breeding, slavish devotion to football, trainspotting (or bus numbers), "veterans" rugby or singles discos. Never get into a Volvo with a short person. The car will not protect you. Short rock fans maximise the risk. Do not visit Stockwell or indeed Yorkshire. There may also be some short people in Macclesfield.
Tom Cruise is short. (Is this libelous?) Nicole Kidman is tall.
Should you encounter a short person do not be fooled. They are not "cute", defenseless, harmless or even remotely capable of reason. They may at first appear to be "funny" or "humourous" but these traits and devices are just designed to put you at your ease before they snap.
They have chips on thier shoulders and vipers inside their heads and generally adopt the "South London" technique of problem resolution.
You have been warned.
Note: Short women can be cute (Patsy Kensit and Kylie) but they are also dangerous.
Please do not supply them with lager.
To avoid short people do not engage in dog breeding, slavish devotion to football, trainspotting (or bus numbers), "veterans" rugby or singles discos. Never get into a Volvo with a short person. The car will not protect you. Short rock fans maximise the risk. Do not visit Stockwell or indeed Yorkshire. There may also be some short people in Macclesfield.
Tom Cruise is short. (Is this libelous?) Nicole Kidman is tall.
Should you encounter a short person do not be fooled. They are not "cute", defenseless, harmless or even remotely capable of reason. They may at first appear to be "funny" or "humourous" but these traits and devices are just designed to put you at your ease before they snap.
They have chips on thier shoulders and vipers inside their heads and generally adopt the "South London" technique of problem resolution.
You have been warned.
Note: Short women can be cute (Patsy Kensit and Kylie) but they are also dangerous.
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