Love Doll

Everard- "The nearest I ever got to having a girlfreind was a woman I saw for some five years , she told me she was in the WRENS but unfortunately she no longer had her uniform."

Everard works as a computer technician. He has lived alone for much of his life-- this is on TV right now (Guys and Dolls).

"Although there are plenty of women around and some are very attractive I have my real woman at home and she keeps me going."

Everards' real women is a £4000 rubber and laytex doll with interchangable tongues (and apparently faces).

Everard has an insatiable appetite for women of different types. He has Lauren and Rebecca. He dresses them in diffierent outfits and takes pictures of them and puts them in an album. It gives him a family history. Everard takes them out on trips in his car. They picnic at the beach. She watches while he hang-glides (yes-really!). Everard then shows us the room his mother used to sleep in before she went to the nursing home. He keeps it as it was for the memories really. He keeps her clock going and her watch wound. Mums' bin has a note that says put nothing in it and do not empty it. Everard thinks his mum would prefer that he had the dolls rather than no female company at-all.

Perhaps Everard's mum prefers the dolls to real human company.

Everard makes and paints model aeroplanes (generally war planes) which hang from strings around his house.

Everard lives in your street.

The american equivalent of Everard has a gun collection. His mother bought him a claymore (Sword) for Chirstmas. He likes his doll because she will never give him a disease. The sex is good but the peace of mind is even better. Gordon suspends his girls (yes, he has two as well) from a chain above his bed.

Gordon, fortunately is 2000 miles away.